pizza:

moistbottom:

i was waiting at the airport and hadn’t seen my gf (pizza) for 3 weeks and all she did was come up and give me a high five…

sorry didn’t wanna be too cheesy

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nicodicat:

DO YOU EVER SEE YOUR FRIENDS POST SELFIES AND THEY’RE JUST SO CUTE AND ADORABLE THAT YOU KIND OF JUST image

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catsfurever:

moogles4ever:

catsfurever:

$20 for a selfie with me

but I can go to the dumpster for free

imageimage

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sextingyourfather:

you laughing but yo laptop wet dumbass

the shade in this photo set could cause an eclipse

trvstno1:

No I’m not smiling at you I’m smiling at your dog don’t look at me

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thatfuckingcrowv2:

orlandobloomers:

instead of sending me nudes you can send me 

  • pics of you smiling with ur fave stuffed animal
  • pics of you smiling with ur mom 
  • pics of plants
  • pics of ur dog
  • pics of silly lookin bugs that u find 

send me the nudes while this geek eats a flower

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yabishdreya:

breakfastburritoe:

michael cera saves a young cactus from dehyration in the dry desert

my hero
breakinq:

following back heaps♡

ciggers:

 ciggers:

when I take a picture of somebody :

image

when I ask somebody to take a picture of me :

 image

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eastcoastslang:

im in the mood to receive a check for six hundred thousand dollars 

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overdid:

do you ever feel lonely and unwanted even if you are with your friends

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reclusieve:

how ya man should look at you